Goobye Zang-guh

Dear everyone,

I think I'm done with Xanga :)

Kleek dees leenk four mour Eunice: http://dolce.swaymyway.com! (hopefully my big plans materialise. Or should i say...cyberialise!)

God is good. Whoever wins the mini battles in everyday life, WINS the battle of Your Life. We have two choices, the narrow way -- hard to take, obedience, God's way, amazing paths, only for the strong, ultimately eternal life & reward. Or the broad way -- surviving our way, lepaking, killing time, eternal face-booking, so easy, ultimately -- eternal destruction.

Will you be strong? "The narrow way.....few there be that find it"

BTW. Comments are lovely. haha. Let me know you're reading, cause then I'll keep writing. They act as movitation [update: DID YOU NOTICE THAT SPELLIN!] Comments are goood. Don't believe me, just ask yor grandmother!

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Eunice's Towtally Wishful Wishlist

I thought I should hmm, make a Wishlist: (Cause sometimes mugs and stuff don't quite cut it!)
honestly, as we again go through the season of "what does he/she REALLY want for Christmas!", I found one of the best presents are stuff I wouldn't dare buy myself :D yknow, treats....even little things! heh, it would really surprise me tho! genuinely.

In no particular order:

1. craft supplies (pattern paper, ribbonnn, rubber stamps, embellishments [http://scrap-n-crop.com/webshaper/store/viewCat.asp]) ohhh basic grey's pattern paper is awesome!

2. biiig (or small) snowflake cookie cutters

$11.99 
 Snowflake cookie cutters 
set of 5 from 1.75 to 6  inches

(okay..so better than these pix!)

12. nikon camera remote
13. groovy zen things from Ikea
14. white serving dishes...like, a souffle dish etc.

 HAHA.

I used to think

...that the moon was following me.
we used to update whoever was in the front seat on it's progress. "it's still following us!" or when at some bend it disappeared we celebrated that he drove fast enough to escape it. "YAY pa you're driving faster than the moon!"

...that tramps lived in drains.
because my pa always told me in the car, "if you don't stop making so much noise i'm going to drop you out of the car to live with the tramps in the drain!" I used to imagine the poor people of society squatting in the longkangs UNTIL i had a moment of epiphany like, last year when i realised it was humanly impossible or them to actually live there.

...that if you swallowed bubble gum it will get stuck in your intestines foreverr!
(why intestines and not like, your VOCAL CORDS i dont know). i swallowed one and thought my life was over. i just discovered that they dissolve in your system! pah!

...that if you set your fan beyond number 3 (like 4 or 5) it would drop off
my momasita instilled in us: "don't set it too high or it'll drop off". It never dawned on me that it was a figure of speech. i never, EVER set it to number 4 for fear of newspaper headlines "Girl hospitalised after fan drops on her". then i stayed over at someone's house with their fan set at *GASP* number 5!!! they were still alive. i still hesitate to turn it on higher.

...A B C E F G H I J K elemenopee
until i actually learnt what the alphabet was! haha.

...along with tankyewk.
then my mother wrote it out for me: Thank You.

...if you swallow a seed, the whole tree'll grow inside of you
my grandfather lovingly told me so when i was 5. i believe him utterly because he was, of course, a 100 years old. i still continued unconsciously believed it until i accidentally swallowed a grape seed and was about to shout in horror..and realised that the apple seed i ate when i was five never grew!

...that the driver just kept extra shoes in the car.
i didnt know there were pedals to press

...guerrillas were gorrilas
i wondered why there were so many of them in philippines

...the world was black and white before colour TV
until i realised that my kids picture bible was in colour. and i read it in Calvin & Hobbes. and realised it was a joke. hahahah.

...belly buttons are sacred things
cause if you meddle with it your intestines'll come out!

...that my swimming instructor never wore real clothes
i was shocked when he suddenly appeared out of his trunks wearing real clothes.
even an adult exclaimed so. haha (;

...you get red eyes when you've looked at bad pictures
then we laughed at my gramma when she did. ;)))))))

...if you on the aircond high enough snow'll come
i've been disappointed to this day

...goofy was...a type of creature
if donald was a duck, and mickey was a mouse, WHAT IN THE WORLD was goofy!

...mice wore gloves
mickey mouse is responsible for polluting the minds of innocent chillun!

...i always slept on the side of the bed farthest from the window so monsters wouldnt get me.

...i always used my mom's jacuzzi shaped tub cause i had a phobia that my long bathtub was a coffin.

...devils lived on walls
so i never ever leaned against them, ever.

...that if I popped my head/hand out of the car that body part would get chopped off literally
i imagined random cruel people in cars with knives ready to chop off naughty children's hands that stuck out of the window. it never dawned on me that my mom meant it as if an accident happened.

...kindergartens were kindergardens and eyebrows were eyebrowns

...the dividers in the swimming pool floor were sharks
it scared me to death. i never swam near or touched them. especially when they turn into "T" shapes at the end. those were hammerhead sharks.

...i was afraid to use the bathroom downstairs
because our maid flushed down 2 dead fishes

...that you had to say abracadabra to open the automatic doors
i always whispered it.

...i never understood why my father turned the driving wheel on straight roads

...names of the week & numbers had colours & personalities
one is red and bossy, 2 is blue, 3 is yellow and gullible, four is a green grandmother, five was a red cleaning lady, six was a pink silvery "thing" that escaped from other numbers, seven was green and a nice old man, eight was rainbow or purple - a generally cool & hip character, 9 was maroon and boring.

monday is red and a bad day, tuesday is blue - good cloudy day perfect for sports, wednesday is pink and the day people get married, thursday is a horrible dull-coloured day, friday orange bright and cheery, saturday yellow and fun, sunday - a nice Important yellow day.

...that God made "cloud-art"
if i made potato art, that was His sort of thing. Thats why i could always see shapes and things in the clouds.

...my grandmother was always fooled when I set back the timer she set for the time I had to eat
It never occurred to me that the clock was right there.

do you dance with burgers?

Yo my fonkay monkays.

i really need a camera,

those shades,

a decision on WHICH blog to blog on,

if xanga is the way to go,

or it really dont got no flow.

but no I just also really want those shades and some girls in school! its hard to be silly when you got no kawan.

You know I really dunno why people get on crack and stuff when you ALREADY HAVE PB&J M&MS EXISTING IN THIS WORLD!! i mean seriously..look how much cheaper they are already. and so accessible sommore.

and legal. ;)

oh yes also, we had a blast in CI, which was a long time ago. and CI coolios seem to use xanger alot SOOO i will post about it soon. since I just a CD of pictorgraphs. i miss you guys all! (i havent even had time to check out your xanggas! my bad. soon soon!)

also announcing, whosoever has facebook, so do i. just a smatterofact. if you add me, i might just approve. HAHHAH. okokokok. so i dont really use it! i will soon, eventually.

I LOVE YOU ALL! Have good pinata parties.

ohok, just one picture:

me and jolynn..explaining
This is why we're hot!

Currently Listening Someday By Sugar Ray see related

My lil bear.

hahahahhaha.

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My lil bear aka Vangiebangieboo says the funniest things:

"It's ALL Pocohunches' (pocahontas) fault that Kokoworm (or whatever his name is) died!!!"

"Genesis, Leveticus, Dewteromony...*stalls for time*"

"Why is the moon following us?"

"I'm rich, i'm rich!" (holding RM5)

*eyes expand* "so much moneyyy!!!" (looking at RM10)

"2 times 1 is 2, 2 times 2 is four, 3 times 2 is....aiyo my arm is so itchy. mommy my eye pain see its red! 3 times 2 is 6! 4 times 2 is........ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

"I'M NOT YOUR LITTLE BEAR!!!!!!" (said in sorta exasperated tones)

"You cannot call me your little bear on my birthday."

me: baby do you wanna help me make lunch?
her: No.

"remember yesterday yesterday yesterday's yesterday!?"

"pastor jeh-me-rie-yah (jeremiah) is coming!"

she: "when is Ahma's birthday?"
me: "21st of July"
she: "whenzat?"
me: tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
she: OOOHHHH *dances around* ITS SO FAAST!!!

when shy:
person: whats your name!
she: i dunno!
person: how old are you?
she: i dunno!

"i'll tell a story! onceeeeee *breathes in* uponnnnnnn *breathes in somemore* a time...........*exhales deeply and takes in enough oxygen to sing our national anthem in one breath* THERE LIVVVEDDDD.." (here everyone starts new conversations or falls asleep)

her name is evangelina. this is how she normally introduces herself:

A Person: hello! what's your name?
Evangelina: GUESS!!

Another conversation with another small person:
ME: ooh can your doll talk?
Brilliant Small Person: oh no of course not she's not a real doll!

[ctrl+c, ctrl+v] = something i didn't post 3 months ago :P

Them little things

Oh tonight it even worse..it 5.19 am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am so kicking myself for not starting my report earlier. I mean, who has 2 reports due on one day and starts working on one THE NIGHT BEFORE?

So I a little bit of a grump.

Which leads me to wonder what are the small things that make you happy?

I just realised that small silly things make me happy. TOO happy.
For no reason...
There was a day last week when I was feeling not-so-happy (aka incredibly grumpy) in the morning,
then I showered and put on a shirt I worn the night before and?. it smelt of satay.

ohhhhhhh myyyy goodnesssssssssssss.

At that very moment in history, I dunno! chemical reactions and emotional reactions fused perfectly anddd..

Guess who walked out of the bathroom feeling euphorically happy with an unwipable silly smile?